Hello, Ladies. . .

[jojofries]

Fellas, I'm gonna need you to skip on past this entry. This one is between my lady readers and me. I owe MrMustard about a trillion plugs by now, so guys, go read his journal and leave me alone with my womens for a second

Comments

[tiarafetish]

Damn, #2 can get a piece off me if the prude dosen't work out.

Seriously though, how is it that you know just what us ladies want? It's eerie really...

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[jojofries]

I shouldn't give away my secrets but truth be told, I have a vagina that I keep near me at all times. When I need the female perspective I just turn to my trusty vagina and axe it! BTW, you look wonderful tonight, sweet doll baby.

-J. Fries

[tiarafetish]

tee hee hee!

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[jojofries]

Gurl. . .you have got the sweet, sweet love that I need. Damn.

-J. Fries

[plinko]

No. No, he will never get a piece off that prude.

For a while, I thought I might try to write a romance novel that ended up with no one actually getting any in the end, and the characters all going insane and shooting up supermarkets and stuff.

But then, I realized, that's not a Romance novel. Thats just wishful thinking.

[jinxmalone]

I don't even know you. I got pointed here by my pal niggerkojak. But this is some fine ass business and should get you much of the girl meats.

please keep rocking,

jinx

[larrondo]

Who is this clever person?

I came over cause of the nigger, as well, Jojo.

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[jojofries]

Wow! Remind me to give Nigger a handjob sometime! He's sending me all kinds of business! Pleased to meet you, sir. . .or should I say "SIRE"!? No, Sir is better.

-J. Fries

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[jojofries]

Thank you, my friend! Let's hope that it does. I'll direct the runoff your way!

-J. Fries

So Now I See Behind The Curtain

[niggerkojak]

Funny stuff, sir.

Re: So Now I See Behind The Curtain

[jojofries]

Gracias, Negro persona!

-Hey. Fries