A Treatise on Remaining Tasteless

[jojofries]

I haven't used my hostage dungeon in years and it has effectively become little more than a storage area for the miscellaneous detritus that doesn't seem to belong any place else. Recently I was digging through the various hummels, old newspapers, human eyes in jars, women's underpants and bird corpses and I found something I'd not seen since I

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[morkfard]

I think I see "the bird."

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[jojofries]

If you circle it and send it in along with seventeen proofs of purchase you get a free (plus S & H) Margot Kidder action figure!

-J. Fries

You are an evil genius.

[elhoserboy]

This reminds me of a video I saw while in Traffic School entitled "The Valvoline Driving Test" hosted by a non-crippled Reeves and a host of other pseudo-celebs. At one point, Reeves "mistakenly" parks in a handicapped spot, then puts his car in reverse and tells the camera, "Remember, handicapped spaces are only for people with a valid handicapped license plate or placard."

Re: You are an evil genius.

[jojofries]

haha. We're going to hell, sir. WWCRD?

-J. Fries

[plinko]

I was not much cooler back then. In fact, I was a major dork. Like, as if Godzilla were my dorkiness then and a monitor lizard is my dorkiness now.

This comment only rates about an iguana on the dorkiness scale, so I am hoping things are looking up.

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[jojofries]

A free iguana or an iguana that has been enslaved by hippies?

-J. Fries

[beatnikbetty]

http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/

R.I.P Christopher Reeves

[larryv]

Sadle his death made me immediately think of how much I laughed about this post.

Re: R.I.P Christopher Reeves

[jojofries]

Yeah, I thought about this too. Then I thought a lot about Hell.

-J. Fries