We Are The Lazy Columbine

[jojofries]

Portions of this text originally appeared as a response in the journal of

Comments

[ex_motel666812]

Wooooooo! Thank you for the shout-out!

And this is a great post, btw. :)

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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[jojofries]

A pleasure! I couldn't have done it without you! And thanks! Now get out there and start killin'!

-J. Fries

[beatnikbetty]

Luckily the ravers died out on their own.

ROFL!!! That's great.
I was only a raver for like 10 minutes, then I put my bell-bottoms back on. Nothing like a good pair of hip-hugger bell-bottoms with 60-inch bells to show a raver how to dance....

*swoosh*

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[jojofries]

True that! But the hippies died out on their own 34 years ago.

-J. Fries

[beatnikbetty]

Yes, but their spirits have lived on and their essence has been deposited into the progressive neo-beatniks of our day...

namely... me.

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[jojofries]

Ugh.

-J. Fries

Snowstorm of Pain: The Lance Jurgeyn Story

[anonymous]

I disagree with enlightened77. I believe we should fear the reaper, each and every one of us, for three reasons. One: He is scary looking. Two: That scythe of his is sharp and could be used to hurt us. And three: He will turn all the babies of the world into cobalt and make them into ceramic pigments.

-Dave OConnell
Curator of Fagland: Where faggots come to land! On other faggots' penises! With their anuses!

Re: Snowstorm of Pain: The Lance Jurgeyn Story

[jojofries]

I'm glad that you spoke out on this. I was beginning to think I was the only reaper-fearin' soul left on Earth! I'm pretty sure he has assumed the form of Clay Aikin. Gay for Clay!

-J. Fries

Re: Snowstorm of Pain: The Lance Jurgeyn Story

[sajon451]

I saw a picture of Clay Aikins and Ellen DeGeneres side by side. It's was creepy how similar they look (maybe it was the hair cut). It was reaper-fearin' x2