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jojofries

A Guide to Black People

Jul 13, 2003 04:23

Black people, black people, black people! These days they seem to be everywhere! From shopping malls to golf courses to our nation's roadways, it seems you can't turn around without seeing a black person! We understand that, as a white person, you may find this fact daunting; how do you communicate with them. . .what do they eat. . .is their ( Read more... )

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jesuscooter July 13 2003, 13:26:11 UTC

Damn yo, it's a good thing you made this entry, now I can go out into the world and meet people JUST LIKE ME. yeah probably not..
fucking blue man group BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: jojofries July 13 2003, 14:05:37 UTC

Try looking at NASCAR races and Ho-Downs! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!

-J. Fries

irnmadn July 13 2003, 17:23:49 UTC

Ah, the blacks: leaving their mark on America, one discarded fried chicken container at a time.

I hope a guide to Italians is in the works. Being an uncle to an eight-month old goombah myself, it sure would be nice to know what do when she starts a-screaming for meatsa-ballsa and "whacks" all her stuffed animals.

Blue Man Group? hahahahahaha! That is so fucking funny. I wish I had thought of that. Oh wait, I did. You fucking owe me, Dennis.

Signed,
Rue "Klux" McKlanahan

Re: jojofries July 13 2003, 22:18:27 UTC

Ah, Rue "Klux" McKlanahan, my old rival! I have taken your Blue Man Group reference and used it for good, rather than evil. Whereas you might have unleashed it on an Asian subway, I have painted it with bright colors and given it to school children so that they might be play. Your evil knows no bounds! Plus you are just pissed that your racism got you kicked off Golden Girls.

Sincerely,
Bouncy, the Fabric Beetle*

*That shit is mine, don't even try to claim that you came up with it!

plinko July 14 2003, 09:09:29 UTC

Is it true that if you feed a black person enough mayonaise, they will turn into a white person?

Thanks!

Re: jojofries July 14 2003, 12:01:02 UTC

Plinko, Plinko, Plinko. . .you mustn't believe everything you see in the movies. The only way to turn a black person into a white person is to sever their magical horn and use it to pierce the heart of their dark lord, Al Sharpton. But believe me, it's more trouble than it's worth!

-J. Fries

plinko July 16 2003, 13:39:22 UTC

Oh yeah. I think I saw Tom Cruise wearing leggings in that movie.

Re: jojofries July 16 2003, 15:04:52 UTC

Don't be ridiculous. Tom Cruise doesn't have legs.

-J. Fries