Web Design. . .You Can Do It!!! The Giffer'!

Jul 24, 2003 00:45

UPDATE: Someone pointed out to me that this post is very similar to the StrongBad E-mail found here. I created this entry before having seen the Strongbad e-mail but somehow I still feel like a thief, so I think I will be replacing this entry with something else. . .possibly a picture of Frank Gifford.

UPDATE: Here is a picture of Frank Gifford ( Read more... )

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Hey, Fuck Strongbad mrmustard July 24 2003, 06:18:51 UTC
Frank Gifford, as beautiful as he is, isn't neccessary. These things happen. Of course when they happen in my journal it's because I stole the material, but in your case it's obvious that you both came up with the same idea. Yours is a much more complete treatment of the subject and the completed page is, I think, hard to beat. The poem is quite remarkable.

I'm a big fan of Strongbad but if these posts were the Internet comedy equivalent of one of those "rap showdowns" the day would go to Jo Jo Fries.

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Re: Hey, Fuck Strongbad jojofries July 24 2003, 10:55:27 UTC
Mustard, you always know how to make a girl smile! In this instance you've made me happy as well. Strongbad and I are like Tesla and Marconi racing towards the patent of wireless! I get to be Tesla, even though Strongbad/Marconi clearly beat me to the punch on this one.

-J. Fries

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Re: Hey, Fuck Strongbad turb0mang July 24 2003, 13:01:46 UTC
marconi plays the mamba

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Re: Hey, Fuck Strongbad jojofries July 24 2003, 15:52:54 UTC
. . .listen to the radio. . .

-J. Fries

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plinko July 24 2003, 07:10:05 UTC
#11: Javascript applets are great, and they show everyone that you are an ELITE HAX0R. However, you are only under obligation to make sure that they work during the full moon on browsers designed by leperous Oompa Loompas. If your applet causes unknown browsers like "Netscape" to crash, don't worry!!!

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Re: jojofries July 24 2003, 10:59:07 UTC
As far as haX0rinG goes, that's all been dealt with here:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/jojofries/2327.html

If I had the energy and dedication I would go back and add your javascript rule, as I think it's a good one. I especially like the idea of eschewing rules 9 and 10 and going straight for number 11. That's the money rule!

-J. Fries

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Excuse me, Mr. Web Authority adamopoulos July 24 2003, 07:39:05 UTC
No webpage is complete without writing

something very important in marquee!!!

Surf's Up!!! <--- OMG LOL ROFL LMAO

-YDH

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Re: Excuse me, Mr. Web Authority jojofries July 24 2003, 10:59:56 UTC
This is the kind of give and take that could be very useful for internet beginners. I should start a community! But I won't.

-J. Fries

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turb0mang July 24 2003, 13:01:25 UTC
Just remember, you got hurt
and that makes you a great poet.

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mydarkness July 24 2003, 14:26:26 UTC
OMG, I'm so ashamed. I've only done rule 3 4 & 5 of THE RULES. Punish Me. PLEASE! I've added you as a friend. Hope you don't mind, now that I've have a taste of JoJo, I'm not giving you up.

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Re: jojofries July 24 2003, 15:59:01 UTC
There's an old saying among the Basque people:
"Once you go JoJo, you don't go back. Awwww no, no, no, Lady. Ungh! Gonna feak you, woman!"

It sounds better in its native tongue, but you get the idea.

As for your punishment: I've got a 3 o'clock free next wednesday. Hollah at ur gurl!

-J. Fries

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