Smoking, my anti-drug. . .

[jojofries]

Adamopoulos recently posted this entry about those anti-smoking commercials. You know the ones. . .they feature someone doing something disgusting or insane like bungee jumping into a vat of AIDS blood, then another person enters and offers the newly HIV positive bungee-jumper a cigarette. The generous offer is met with a comment like, "No way!

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Jack vs. Harvard, winner gives out all smokes

[adamopoulos]

It's very nice to see these colorful images. My drug-addict has really come to life. One thing, however, is not sitting right with me.

Observe.

Exhibit A: Jack is not holding any cigarettes.

Exhibit B: Jack is flaunting his ample package.

When he is offering the drug-addict an opportunity to smoke a cigarette, what kind of offer is truly on the refrigerator table?

-YDH

Re: Jack vs. Harvard, winner gives out all smokes

[jojofries]

That is left to the viewer's imagination. Why, Mr. LaLanne could easily have a pack of Kools in his concealed left hand. . .then again, he does look pretty gay. You decide!

-J. Fries

uh huhhuh

[morkfard]

Where's Beavis?

Re: uh huhhuh

[jojofries]

As I mentioned to Adam (the scenario's creator), much of the rich detail of the original illustration was lost in the process of de-qualitizing it for a more web-friendly file size. The original is much more fantastic to behold. One is immediately struck by the dramatic chiaroscuro, putting one in mind of the "Mona Lisa", and then the cinematic contrast of lights and darks assaults the senses taking the viewer aback and causing him to question his very humanity. It is then that the gravity of the subjects themselves and the craftsmanship inherent in their design begins to sink in and one is left utterly breathless, completely ensconced in the beautiful world of the full, rich work.

-J. Fries

Re: uh huhhuh

[adamopoulos]

You've hyped it enough. I must see the original.

-YDH

Re: uh huhhuh

[jojofries]

Now I'm not sure that you're ready. I'm afraid that it may be too much, too beautiful, for the public to see. It is just too powerful! I must destroy it now before it falls into the wrong hands!!!

-J. Fries!

[fidelity_astro]

i wanna be yr lj friend

look at all of our in-common friends

they love me

i bet you'll too ?

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[jojofries]

And we live near each other too! Now we be sisters! I add you, friend!!! Let's stay friends forever and for all of time!

-J. Fries

[fidelity_astro]

whut, you're a girl?

aw shit, i don't want anything gay, fries

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[jojofries]

We'll be brothers! Good, strong American brothers with eagles and America flags and a truck that we use for football and bitches!

-J. Fries

from Ska Inc.

[anonymous]

You're back! And this time it's personal! It's personal because I too own a 'Drugs #1' shirt and say 'Booya' a lot. You know me too well, even more than me mum knows me. Corblimey guv'ner, bangers n' mash in the flat lift crisps knickers, she would say to me in the throes of dementia. Now she is dead, but her spirit lives on! In global terrorism! Yay!

-Dave Rock,
Your Favorite Rock DJ

P.S. Her spirit lives on in terrorism in that terrorism is irrational and incoherent and she herself was irrational and incoherent due to her dementia.

Re: from Ska Inc.

[jojofries]

Ska, you old devil! I have always hated your British pedigree. It has always caused me to have confusing homo-erotic feelings that I can't seem to reconcile. Your dead mom is hot, though.

-J. Fries!

roses2blk4you

[anonymous]

dear jojo,
i'd write a haiku
but i drank far too much beer
so i'll just say "yo"

sincerely yours,
taffy danoff

Re: roses2blk4you

[jojofries]

Oh Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose
You don't have to write haiku
I'm not wearing pants.

-J. Fries