Down the strecth, 4 days until showtime.....

I should probably get my lines down...

~Jacob

Undisputably, this is the qoute of the day:

Waiter: "Tighty-whities?"

guy: "boxershorts"

waiter: "Wallet, or man purse?"

guy: "wallet"

Waiter: "Brunettes, or redheads?"

guy: "yes."

I have no words negatively-stong enough to explain my feelings twowards Paul Konerko.

but life goes on, and I've got rehersal today.

~Jacob

me: "Kelly, are the energizer batteries part of the 2 for $ 5 sale ( Read more... )

I got my braces off today...but then they gave me a retainer...WHEN DOES IT END??!? However, this is better cuz I can take it out whenever I want, but I can't pronounce words anymore which is great considering I have rehersal everyday after school ( Read more... )

"When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity."
~John F. Kennedy

The Simpsons think their cat has died so they keep buying new ones and the new cats keep on dying ( Read more... )

My street lost power today. I felt strange waking up and not watching Sportscenter with my breakfast/lunch, is that weird ( Read more... )

Peter remembers a visit to hell:

Peter: "Superman! What are you doing in hell??"

Superman: "I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet."

~Jacob

While walking back to the house one night.......

Random Girl: "G-d!! I hate Brad!!!"

Joe: "I hate Brad too, that kid is a punk. Hang out with me."

that was hillarious.

~Jacob