was reading this ad on craigslist and started freaking out when i thought i saw my name printed at the bottom. damn you peripheral vision ( Read more... )

He really does. Nobody should ever discuss his bullshit... unless they are discussing the fact that nobody should discuss his bullshit.

whenever i upload a completed video to the server at work, i use smart ftp. while i was downloading a file from our server, i noticed this:

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yesterday was our second anniversary. despite having my morning wasted by dad being unprepared and then a freak storm (clear skies, torrential downpour... damn you clear clouds!) i got to spend the rest of the day with leigh ann. to be honest, i don't remember the last time i've done that. neither of us turned on our computers yesterday. we spent ( Read more... )

back in highschool, the girl in front of me turned around and asked for a joke. i told her, "why do men shower?" she didn't know. "because peeing in the bath is nasty." she thought that was the grossest thing she ever heard and exclaim, "that's the grossest thing i ever heard ( Read more... )

how wrong would it be to create a graphic novel entitled "the erotic adventures of anne frank?"

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Master Shake: [to Frylock] You're black, right?
[long pause]
Master Shake: You sound black!