how odd. i just discovered my first grey eyebrow follicle.

this morning, oscar was using my computer. he previewed a video i was working on, then got interrupted by an im from little bitch, so he tried to read it, but he's a cat, what the hell does he know about reading? so he dragged the mouse and clicked back in my editing program and played the video again. while leigh ann and i were laughing our asses ( Read more... )

anyone ever been to confessional? is there a particular protocol the priest must follow? does he have a script? i'm writing a short movie for www.thelot.com and it all takes place inside a confessional booth. anyone know what it looks like inside one of those? oh damn. i just realized that i may have to go to confession ( Read more... )

my uncle's secretary was complaining that she herself needed two secretaries. one to assist with her work, and one in charge of coffee. and i said, "that's awesome, their official title would be 'the Groundskeeper.'" and they just nodded slightly and went back to work. went way over their heads.
GROUNDSKEEPER!!!!
muahahahah.
dammit.

holy crap, i gotz me a job. there's a new gameshow coming out called "game fever" or some crap like that and i'm their new assitant technical director (or as debbie, the ultra rich producer from britain says "a multi-skilled operator") who starts november 13! booyah

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Bill Vaughan

leigh ann was talking about stupidity and this led to a discussion about how any one that voted for bush is an idiot. she said, "after four years of bush, it didn't matter who ran against him, anyone who voted should have voted for his opponent. HELL, if they put a monkey up against him, i would have voted for the monkey ( Read more... )

i love the fact that google news displays a headline, and then displays links to every article that has been written about that particular subject. this allows me the opportunity to read about events from various points of view. what i've also discovered is that newsworthy topics tend to piss me off.... so i find myself depending upon the good ol' ( Read more... )

amidst all the news covering such topics as country leaders who can't keep their mouths shut, idiot religious leaders who can't keep their mouths shut, and britney spears who can't keep her legs shut, i found a highly humorous article..... woman kidnapped by her parents because the father of her children is black and this, of course, means that he' ( Read more... )

oddly enough, the very last thing i expected to read today was that the crocodile hunter just died.