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It's the one thing missing. Doing a new film with Kirb and Ebel, heading to New York down the road, and everybody suddenly wants to read my script ( Read more... )

What the hell happened to Alicia Silverstone? That cute babe needs to be in more movies. I miss her ( Read more... )

We did this thing at work Corporate came up with. We photographed kids in their costumes and they got one free print with a halloween border around it. I was expecting lines and lines of sniveling, whining, out of control brats I'd have to deal with for two hours straight ( Read more... )

Sit down. This is big ( Read more... )

I've always been fond of weddings. Cake, champagne, friends, family, dancing, music, food, and such. I've never cried at a wedding...until yesterday ( Read more... )

Today I realized that I'm the lovechild of Christian Bale and Crispin Glover. Come on, look at me ( Read more... )

Modern art is bullshit. I could crap on a dish, label it, and get paid millions for it. Or I won't because someone will one up me by pissing on a dish and they'll call it "daring", or "new age". Give me a freaking break. Everyone who considers themselves a modern artist should be drug into the street and shot ( Read more... )

Drugs are bullshit. From illegal ones to pyschiatric dosages. I don't believe nor will I ever that taking pills will define you as a person. My friend Jake and I have known each other since high school. We've been through bad parties, good theater productions, idiotic classes, and stupid chics together. We love the same movies, same actors. ( Read more... )

I need to find a woman who'll do a nude scene ( Read more... )