Comments | jokerkevin: I think some parts of the country have yet to hit evolution.

jokerkevin

I think some parts of the country have yet to hit evolution.

Mar 29, 2011 01:23

I've been helping my friends band out with there tour for the last 4 days. It's been non-stop driving, crashing in dingy motels, and then more driving. As I sit outside typing this in humid and sticky hillbilly weather I only find myself thinking of one thing. It's 1:15 in the morning and all I can think about right now is sex. Maybe it's ( Read more... )

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fantasmcorgasmc March 29 2011, 19:08:17 UTC

Your conversation with the locals sounds like something out of a comedy. I can't believe people are so thick. If there is intelligent life out there, I hope that they don't abduct some of those fellows and think we all have the IQ of a roasted peanut.

jokerkevin March 30 2011, 01:13:36 UTC

What if the alien life that visits those parts of the country are actually just intergalactic hillbillies? Think about it...In some trailer park there's a UFO on cinderblocks with a bumper sticker that says "You can have my ray gun when you pry it from my cold, scaley, 8 fingered hands."

punkypink14 March 29 2011, 19:43:19 UTC

"It's 1:15 in the morning and all I can think about right now is sex" Honestly, that sounded like an entry of mine lol. Come back to civilization and "pop one off" lol.

jokerkevin March 30 2011, 01:15:27 UTC

I'm anxiously awaiting the return to civilization. Where people are literate and have their teeth. Where they serve more then Miller High Life. Every time I drink that shit I feel like a low life. Where, if I happen to use a multi-syllable word, I'm not treated like I'm insulting someone.

punkypink14 March 31 2011, 17:26:35 UTC

You, you are a comical man lol.