I leave for Cape May, New Jersey in exactly one week from today. I return exactly one half day before I have to leave for school. This puts an acidic type of knot in my stomach, because I don't think I'll get done everything I need to. I still have more than half of this book I need to get through, but no matter. Eh, it'll all get done somehow ( Read more... )

American Geishas Meeting Shipping Tycoons…

"So what, you're funny?" he says

With the easy glide of a man sailing over his wine

Getting to that point of just irrational enough

And condescending to the point of calling you a charity case

His sport coat and peppered hair exude the stench of impressive cigars in impressive cars

He is an old breed of ( Read more... )

     I could be in Ireland right now. Damn it. Money, or lack there of, really holds me back. Haha. Oh well, I'll have a grand old time in Pottstown. I cleaned my closet today like nobody's business. I tore that sucker apart. It was the greatest feeling in the world. Then I did some dusting, collected the trash, washed dishes, then I did all of ( Read more... )

     Mmmkay, so...we're in finals week...a hoorah. Because THAT means that once this last bit of studying is over, we are done! I don't believe it, graduation is in a week. Unfortunatly we have baccaluerate and graduation the same night-I think that is some kinda crazy. It should serve to be loong and most likely dull. And if some fool tries to ( Read more... )

     So, I was just outside enjoying this beautiful day...and the birds start going nuts. They're squawking, or doing whatever birds do when they're upset, and flying around like mad. THEN! I see a huge shadow cast over me...I look up...and I see a seagull. A SEAGULL! I shouted "WALMART IS THAT WAY!" How the hell did a seagull get over here? I have ( Read more... )

That whale is killer. And when I say killer, he is not a killer whale, he is a killer animal. What an awesome mammal. "Yea, I'm swimming in a river. Yea, I'm a balooga...bite me, I do what I want." Danielle, will know the "bite me" thing, I hope she sees this. I love animals in different environments. To me, it is the funniest thing in existence. ( Read more... )

     I'm exploring any new musical prospects I may be interested in. Yngwie Malmsteen isn't quite doin' it for me. Not to say it is not a throwback to the long-gone more newly resurrected days of "hair bands," (i.e. The Darkness) but that depends on whether or not you want the soundtrack to your life to sound like Rocky. Little too "Eye of the ( Read more... )

I hate words like "awhile." Is it "a while" or "awhile?" Just like "among" or "amongst," I can never tell which is correct. Stupid freakin' English language. Anyway, assesment week is over which means I have time to sit down and write in my live journal that nothing eventful has happend. Well, till next time, children...

     Hm. So, yes. Most people start journal entries as if they are already in the middle of a conversation. I like that. Just jump on in the insane conga-line going on inside my head. It is a dreary freakin' day, and tomorrow is Thanksgiving. I always picture Thanksgiving like in the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Special, where its nice enough to sit ( Read more... )

     Watching CNN I realized something.

Journalists have ridiculous names! Kitty Pilgrim, Linda Ferret, Tucker Carlson, Paula Zahn, Steve Audubato: seriously, they either sound like strippers or robot names...

STEVE A-UDU-BAT-O...PAULA ZAAAAHHN...ZAAAAHN.

"Gentlemen, for you're eager beaver enjoyment we have for you the two most ( Read more... )