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Vol. 1 #102 -- [Action/Voice]

May 14, 2011 16:48

[Anyone deciding today was actually a nice lovely, sunny day to visit the beach is going to be in for a very big, very angry surprise. You see, instead of being put in the forest or maybe dropped somewhere by the fountain like normal people, the Hulk woke up at the bottom of the freaking ocean. Not the most delightful way to start his Luceti ( Read more... )

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[ action ] and I am a terrible person momnapplepie May 15 2011, 02:15:18 UTC

[Lying a dozen or so yards away from where Hulk emerges onto the beach is a woman in a New Feather dress with her face planted in the sand, her bare feet just a few inches away from the waves. She doesn't stir when Hulk lands on the beach.

If he passes her by, maybe she'll wake up before the tide comes in. Or maybe the drugs in her system are too strong and she'll drown. Or maybe she'll wake up on her own after Hulk leaves and spot the book with her name on it a few feet away...

Either way, giant green man, the choice is yours.]

[ action ] Ffff YOU SO ARE! 1/3 jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 03:16:08 UTC

[He's gonna be roaring and yelling for a few more moments before noticing the lady there and stopping suddenly. Aww, that poor little human she must be unconscious. And with the tide coming in... man he's gotta help her! D=

Yeeeeah no. He doesn't even know where he is, why should he help a random human out? With all the people here, someone will get to her eventually. He's just gonna walk away and get ready to jump out of the area. That is until his inner subconscious starts to manifest an illusination of Bruce Banner to him. What, your conscience doesn't do that to you?

He growls a bit. Oh, here we go.]

[ action ] Ffff got a call. Sorry this took a while. <.< jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 04:20:05 UTC

"Hulk."

Go away, Banner.

"Hulk, you have to go back and take her to a hospital. She might need medical attention."

Hmph. Let the humans do it.

"They might not get to her before the tide comes in."

Not my problem. [And he's going to start walking off.]

"Hulk... She could die."

....

[Goddamnit...]

[ action ] 3/3 jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 04:26:07 UTC

[So after that psychotic episode of guilt tripping, he's going back to lend her a hand. And he does this by crouching down and giving her a few pokes. Maybe she will get up and he can go on his mary way.]

Hey. Wake up.

[ action ] I thought your internet had eaten you! momnapplepie May 15 2011, 04:50:41 UTC

[Nope. Sorry. She moves along with his pokes, but other than that doesn't even twitch.]

[ action ] jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 06:02:10 UTC

....

GRAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[What about a loud random scream? Will that work? D=]

[ action ] momnapplepie May 15 2011, 15:15:08 UTC

[Well, if she wakes up, she might wonder why she's suddenly gone deaf in one ear, but for now - nope. Man, what kind of drugs have they given her? Hopefully she hasn't been overdosed...]

[ action ] jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 15:29:01 UTC

[...siiigh. Alright fine. Come along little human, he's taking you to a hospital. He's going to lift you up with his two huge green hands now.]

Must be some nap...

[ action ] ...this is so wrong. I should be ashamed. momnapplepie May 15 2011, 15:40:16 UTC

[Maybe it's the movement that starts to stir her to the life, or the combination of Hulk's previous efforts, but as soon as he picks her up, Gracia begins to shake her head as if she's stirring from a very clingy nightmare. Perhaps, accustomed as they are to drugging meta-humans and warriors, the Malnosso simply miscalculated on what was necessary to keep one mother asleep through the transition through the barrier.

As it is, in a moment, Gracia plants her hands down on the solid - solid? - warm - warm? - surface of Hulk's hands, and tilts her head up. She sees him and draws in a breath as if to scream before she - freezes, looking up at him, confused and terrified - her mind is still a little blurry. But she doesn't scream.]

[ action ] Well! At least he's not Ultimate Hulk! He'd try to like look at her boobies or something jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 15:56:44 UTC

Uh.... you okay? [Yeah, he has NO idea how to deal with this situation besides that.]

[ action ] Thank you for that horrifying thought 8| momnapplepie May 15 2011, 16:22:21 UTC

[Gracia blinks rapidly, trying to get her bearings because - what. Just what. Her back is killing her and she's several feet off the ground and whatever it is that's holding her - some kind of chimera? - is asking if she's okay.

...well, at least it's a polite chimera?]

I - I think so. I don't know where I am...

[And then she is going to hesitantly reach out to touch the very tips of her fingers against his cheek. The motion is a little unsteady, courtesy of the drugs she still has coursing through her system.]

Are you real?

[ action ] Whaaat I'm just saying it could be wooorse. jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 16:48:01 UTC

Humans.

Look, I don't have time for games. I'm taking you to a hospital. [If he leaves her here like this. Banner's just gonna bitch again.]

[ action ] Whatever, man. 8||| momnapplepie May 15 2011, 17:01:11 UTC

[Okay, taking her to hospital sounds good - at least he's not going to try to eat her.]

This is the strangest dream...

[Why is everything all blurry at the sides? Why does going to a hospital sound good if this is a dream, and why is she so cold if this is a dream -- this isn't a dream. And that means something horrible has happened and that means-- her eyes widen in horrified realization.]

Elicia. [And it's a sudden flurry of unsteady movement as Gracia plants her hands down and forces herself to sit upright as best she can on extremely weird platform of his hands as she casts frantic looks around - ocean - sand - no little girl. She shouts out her daughter's name.]

Elicia!

[ action ] jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 17:11:44 UTC

Okay, okay, I get it. Your names Elicia.

[You can shut up now. :|]

[ action ] momnapplepie May 15 2011, 17:17:30 UTC

What? No - [She twists around to look up at him.] Please let me down. I need to find my daughter. Elicia. She's only five years old and if I'm here then she might be by the ocean too...

[And if Elicia was asleep like she was then she's in danger, and Gracia doesn't care where they are or what else has happened - she just needs to make sure Elicia is safe.]

Please let me down.

[ action ] jollygreenjerk May 15 2011, 17:37:40 UTC

[He was almost about to facepalm when he heard that. Man why couldn't this just be simple? Take her to a hospital, leave and figure out a way out of here. But no. Instead he has to find some girl who could be just about anywhere right now. But, that being said.... he has a soft spot for kids. So he will help her. But he will still sound annoyed.]

And you plan on finding her like that? [You know, all scared and histerical and possibly drugged. He sighs]. Just hold on.

[And before she can really respond he's already jumping. Well more like LEAPING across the beach. Hopefully she doesn't freak out because even at half strength his leaping is still beast.]

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