Top 5 Fears ( Read more... )

Listen, you can't be taking all those drugs or they won't believe you when you tell them about the birds.

I just bought some t-shirts from urbn, and lets just say i'm in love. Seriously though, its not infatuation. I'm talking china patterns, and monogrammed towel. I want to start a family with these bitches.

Samson is starting to get a little clingy for my tastes. He's always jibber jabbing and making me play fetch with him. It was alright when he was younger but things are getting out of hand. Besides, I think he's only staying close to me so he can find out my weaknesses and exploit them for Derek to see ( Read more... )

A lot of people suffer from a little thing that the medical community and I like to call "Stall Anxiety". This condition entails individuals fear of breaking the silence in public restrooms, resulting in an overall atmosphere of unhealthy quiet. You can break the sick cycle. Heres how ( Read more... )

I can't help but wonder what Satan was thinking when he invented straw wrappers.

I've been thinking a lot about gravy lately. About how much I love and honor gravy mostly ( Read more... )

screened harry potter last night before it came out.*gloats*

here i am at montevallo, in joanna's dorm with the lovely joanna and joanna's lovely boyfriend derek.

we are having a whale of a time.

about to go throw some flaming muffins. cheers

note to Garrett Nichols ( Read more... )

things that are not complimented by iced tea.....
1. rum
however.. i am speaking from the sober end of this horrifying concoction, the bottom of the glass may have had me singing a different tune.