Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter....

[jon_quinn]

I'm a nice guy right? I am. I'm lovely. I don't go out of my way to be mean. Sure, I am not the most interesting person alive but I'm not completely boring either. I can take a fairly good stab at making you laugh and making people happy is, you might be surprised to hear, one of the most satisfying things I think I could possibly do. I am to

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[jon_quinn]

Fixed. Actual typo. threw me off. I'm not *that* bad at maths surely.

[ww_macgyver_do]

You'd be really in trouble if you were gay!

Cut that down to just 4% of the total!

[jon_quinn]

Well, who isn't gay for Barry peak?

[ww_macgyver_do]

Barry Peak has 6.1 billion to choose from.

[ww_macgyver_do]

Oh, and using the UK as a sample, this graph suggests that only about 10% are in your preferred age range, not the 30-odd percent you guessed!

[jon_quinn]

Oh I know. i backed all that up in my last few paragraphs.

[ww_macgyver_do]

A further thought!

Language barriers?

[jon_quinn]

Language Barrii

[misslucifer]

i found this very interesting. thankyou john quinn.

[jon_quinn]

HA! You commented! You fell into my trap! You now need to be my wife forever!

Actually no. You're not even a girl. You not a man either. You are a new gender. Called Niki. I daren't think how you reproduce.....

*shudder*

[misslucifer]

ill take that as a compliment, seeing as you want your wife to be attractive and intelligent. thankyou!

i reproduce by putting my big toe into my mates ear. its a very intimate and enjoyable act.

[jon_quinn]

Hard luck. You're too old. At 85 you make look youthful but the generation gap may mean we have little in common.

BACK OFF OLD TIMER!

Sorry to break your heart. It could've been so good.

[reggie_c_king]

This is something I've pondered a great many times and have come to similar conclusions, but I fear there are a few more considerations

[jon_quinn]

Soul destroying isn't it.

Impossible.