19 year old: "The Internet is pretty awesome for stalking people."

Self : "Yup, I've been stalking since the ol' LiveJournal days."

19 year old: *blank stare* "What's LiveJournal? Is that really ancient?"

I was a doctor in a mental hospital and one of the patients made himself all fiery and really strong and fought all the doctors and we had to beat him to the ground with spiky hoes and hold him there till his fire went out. When he woke up he was lovely and talked to us about twelve sisters in Greek mythology. Then it *actually* faded to black and ( Read more... )

Peacefully reading my theguardian and New Scientist in the Botanic Gardens today, I heard the inevitable inept acoustic guitar. Barely-teens playing and occasionally singing Placebo and Nirvana songs. Groan. You were born after he died! It's not relevant anymore! Get into something of today ( Read more... )

(16:13:14) Niall J Hewitt: I've just now started the wine ( Read more... )

Cthulhu

Blender

Jonathan Franzen

Mornings

Seasons. Amazing. I'm going to be a little late for work now because

1) It's much brighter outside than I thought it should be at "going to work" time.
2) I decided to LJ this fact.

The much anticipated Bristol/Anja trip! Excited. Eight weeks since I last saw Anja in person.


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What I'm eating for breakfast: Powerade  
How come: In bed
Favorite kind of rash: Carpet
Probably going to have to: Get a job
Why not: will pick the wrong one
Would I get: a sense of that all is right
Plans for today: wait for tomorrow.

Some of my friends (no-one real, I don't think) and I were in a bus crash, and to save one of them, a guy from a nearby chippie used body parts from a few others. The ones that didn't survive, he battered and fried the rest of their bodies. It was delicious. I think the bus had big stabilizers out the sides, but they obviously didn't help in the ( Read more... )

1. NAME THREE THINGS YOU DID TODAY?
Too much sleep
Looking for Electric Picnic tickets
Philosophy of science reading

2. LAST ITEM YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF?
Apples

3. DO YOU HAVE AN ORNAMENT HANGING FROM YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR?
I have a TV aerial hanging from my window handle. That's the nearest approximation.

4.WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Last time I had ( Read more... )