Sandwiches.

[jon_quinn]

Sandwiches are good. But I can only eat sandwiches that I have made or that I have observed being made. I cannot eat a sandwich without surveying its construction

Comments

[ww_macgyver_do]

Vast, vast amounts of popcorn.

However much popcorn you think I eat, it's more.

With warm oil or butter and generous sprinklings of salt.

Sometimes I can feel my brain pulling away from the inside of my skull as it shrivels to a dessicated dehydrated husk.

Hence the endless pints of slightly summer fruits tasting water.

I think I might go and graffiti round the city "I know a guy who won't eat bread cold."

[jon_quinn]

You are Popcorn.

[caro1yn]

milkshake and chips.

[jon_quinn]

You are horrible.

[esotericbob]

I once performed felatio on a custard cream

[jon_quinn]

I once performed fellatio on myself then inverted myself by devouring the lower half of my body, I then transformed into an infinitely dense singularity that collapsed the universe in on itself.

true story.