That (other) completely miserable time of year is coming. Valen-fucking-tine's fucking Day ( Read more... )

You have all no doubt heard about Saddam being destined for the noose. Sentenced to death as punishment for genocide and generally being a bit of a bastard. But reading about execution in headline news made me feel uneasy. Are we living in Biblical times ( Read more... )

You ever just feel really fuckin' cool when you're chewing gum?

I have not typed on livejournal in ages though I check it daily.

Today I shall make a meaningless update.

Flabbergast.

The End.

Pandas.

Discuss

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Here's me wha ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Superman
Superman
85%
The Flash
85%
Robin
75%
Hulk
75%
Green Lantern
60%
Spider-Man
55%
Batman
55%
Supergirl
55%
Wonder Woman
50%
Catwoman
45%
Iron Man
40%

You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.


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So Nintendo have called their new console 'Wii'

Interesting.

Or hilarious?

Nintendoids. Discuss.

Sandwiches are good. But I can only eat sandwiches that I have made or that I have observed being made. I cannot eat a sandwich without surveying its construction ( Read more... )

My liver hurts.

Tonight was a good night.

Tomorrow I will abuse my innards yet again. Fantastic. I will not have a long and fruitful life, instead I shall have a short and alcoholic life. The latter is obviously better.

*Keels over*