I watched Annie Hall again. I love that movie. I am Alvy Singer. When Woody Allen dies I'm going to weep ( Read more... )

My mouth is dry. i keep drinking much water ( Read more... )

If I'm still a cunt by the time I'm 25 I'm going to become a self-proclaimed 'Polymath Monk ( Read more... )

I'm completely ridiculous. Really. It's another one for a movie script or more apropriately, a Sitcom. I wish I could tell you ( Read more... )

I have shattered the fundemental laws of the Universe.

Currently my life is unpredictable.

It's really very funny indeed.

I've never ever been what you would call the 'competive type'. Never. I'm quite laid back. I'm almost horizontal ( Read more... )

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I will go into the west. To America. Land of Plenty. I set off tomorrow to sit in a tiny little cylinder, hurtling through the air at 500+ miles per hour, my life in the hands of a tired pilot who goes to bed feeling empty inside because the job isn't all it's cracked up to be and his wife has let herself go and his dog died. So perhaps Mr ( Read more... )

Quotes and snippets of my odd Gmail conversations with Niall J Hewitt ( Read more... )

Last night.

Girl : What's your name?

Me : John Quinn

Girl : Are you famous?

The wonders of Livejournal.

I got drunk and drank much tequila and I was happy. Happy I tell you.

Tequila makes me happy.

EDIT: Shockingly, there's no entry for Eamon Holmes on Wikipedia. What kind of world do we live in?