fair warning

[jonanddangerous]

if your name is jonathan lee cohen you are not allowed to have any emotions what-so-ever. if you ever express that you are upset, frustrated, or otherwise unhappy with anyone or any situation you are an asshole.
cool.

Comments

[commanderofpie]

thats what you get for having the middle name lee. you are an asshole.

[againstxdemons]

I read a book about assholes! if you are that's okay! it's just the way you are and it's OKAY

[phxjohn]

dick

[kristen_june]

it's a good thing your name is jonathan penis cohen.