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Q: Why do women wear so much makeup and perfume?

A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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wow just when i think my fucking day cant get n e worse i have to go to drive to kfc to get food and my fucking battery is fucking dead. i am so fucking pissed off right now. i swear to god if one more thing goes wrong tonight i am gonna splater my brains on the sidewalk outside my window.

have you ever gotten to the point in your life where you are going insane. i am. i just cant handle this n e more. i sit in my fucking classes and just want to stab myself in the head. and when i am in my dorm room i just want to bash my face into the wall. i also get very frustrated with people right now and wanna beat the shit out of a few. i def ( Read more... )

Walking through the grass ( Read more... )

well this weekend was pretty cool. friday night i went to hollys and we watched porn movies. they were really terrbile though. then we went to dennys. mike wuit smoking and holly told me i should quit too, and then i had 2 cigs on sat and i quit, so there. saturday i had to work in the day but then i called holly and she said we could smoke at like ( Read more... )

im bored and was listening to music and here are some quotes i liked that stood out to me ( Read more... )

i love it i got high 3 times today and it is great. today was pretty good i went to all my shitty classes and watched the sandlot. i know why id never pledge a frat. just cuz of how my friend ryan has been lately and what they do to ya is reason enough not to mention its a gay sausage fest so its retarded.well im out,