1. tell me something obvious about you ( Read more... )

well yesterady i went to the zoo, it as rather cool especially the tortoises having sex, i swear it was one of the funniest things i have ever seen, the male was like hella thrusting and making noises and shit and these little kids were like, "look dad hes having a piggy back", oh i think you had to be there ( Read more... )

i dont know how to convey this story properly but i will try ( Read more... )

Im bored and tired and i want food.

mmm napoleon blownaparts


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Well i started my new job today at Doggy Day Spa, its was sweet the dogs are so gorgeous but it gets hella busy and its tiring work especially when you get untrained idiot dogs, but yeah its cool. now im bored and have run out of lollies.
im listening to radhomos, god we are brilliant.

guess the gender


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Well now, i am rather bored, as cool as the intercool is, theres no one cool online to talk to (carly). Within temptation are a very good band, as are Arch Enemy.
I want this jacket, and the person wearing it:


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Well i finally have the internet and i have spent all morning obsessing over murderdolls, tlaking to carly and eating skittles, if i had hungry jacks this would be perfect.
um i think i need more skittles for inspiration

Well it has been fucked ages since ive written in here but i can't be bothered trying to remember everything thats happened so ill just start from today. I have a hella lame throat infection and the antibiotics im takign are making me feel sick, but im on the internet so its ok. Um im talking to Carly which is of course very cool, shes telling me ( Read more... )

what the fuck is it called? the thing you put sticky tape in and like, pull it and cut it off with the sharp bit, well the other one is a coke bottle VANILLA COKE BOTTLE which has been inserted into carlys 'mouth' and has now come through her ear and is rising above her head ( Read more... )