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dear live journal
today i masturbated a lot,. carly and i had phone sex... again
this is why i dont write in my live journal

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what im going to do is paint my whole body red and wear a dress and no underwear and take the dress off and have something wierd covering my cock, and write unpunk on my chest, and 666 on my fuckign stomach ( Read more... )

allright so me and carly are so not best friends anymore cos shes tryin to steal my man. I was looking on his phone last night and found text messages, some kinda friend that homegirl is ( Read more... )

carly and i are extremely talented people, we have the ability to have multiple conversations with each other at the same time, as well and the ability to be cool, and to have rad soup, well i dont actually posses that talent right now, but sometimes i do.

i think people get annoyed when i posy big pointless pictures in my journal.


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