I've made a few.

the fifth day in a row, a trip to ellicott city ( Read more... )

what happens in the summer is I go to barnes & noble and read a book or two ( Read more... )

Right now I (momentarily) find myself the closest to my own (momentary) definition of an insane person. In this state, I step outside of myself and become my proto-me, I send pertinent e-mails out because if I don't I'll lose money in an unrelated partition of my life, I smile at things that I don't find funny for the same reason, I abstain from ( Read more... )

One job I think I would thoroughly relish is writing absurd commercials which advertise products which seem equally as absurd, but the product itself would make life less absurd. Absurd humor is the best kind. I constantly curl up on the couch, grinning and snickering to myself while I scheme and imagine the endless amounts of childish ( Read more... )

In the interest of upgrading my travel mettle, I recently subjected myself to two vaccinations. Vaccination one will protect me for five years against against yellow fever, vaccination two will protect me for five years against typhoid fever. I feel so fucking 2007. A 2007 question for today, 4 July, is do I have more chance in being murdered by a ( Read more... )

Man, do I love not taking care of things.

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On my slightly antiquated but still foxy powerbook, I have a chia pet on my dashboard. This is a logical chia pet instead of one that truly exists in this world, but I still have to water him every day. This dashboard is logical. Everything that I have on it not real, my mind makes it real. The dictionary, the song lyrics widget, the calendar, the ( Read more... )

I think I made it through March. I am still recovering and it is the twelfth day of April. I choose to dwell on last month ( Read more... )