This whole Coraline movie things is getting too weird, lets recap the simularities ( Read more... )

Dear Bank of America,
Stop trying to prove to me how low your stock price can go, you are making my 401 K sad.
With love and regret,
your friend,
Caroline Prussia France Kitty Jones

German craigslist ads in English=really funny

Breeding - m4w - 39 (Berlin)

My thirties are almost over, and I would love to breed a girl and be proud of her wonderful pregnant belly :)

http://berlin.en.craigslist.org/msr/971383473.html

I'm so excited, so if you get a grade that seems wrong you really should complain I learned. As it turns out my teacher had simply put the wrong grade in for me entirely. Woot! He didn't have access to the grading system until today so he was really confused why I was complaining about my A- until he realized he had given me a C+. He called me ( Read more... )

Im so sad. Stupid work really screwed me over and my grades are worse than ever before. I mean they aren't terrible but it's really going to bring down my gpa. The whole working full time/going to school full time thing really messed me up so much. And then having to work 4 days a week when I wasn't orking full time. So far I have two b ( Read more... )

Cats are very jealous creatures, when you pet one the other is like “You JUST told me you loves me now wtf is this, that’s it. I’m going to poop in your shoe ( Read more... )

So I got accepted to Montclair MBA program for grad school, wooo. Now I just have to write a personal statement and try to get accepted to Rutgers and then I have to decide which. I hate making that decision because there is always that what if thing. So much schooling... Then I have to somehow take calculus. Not looking forward to somehow ( Read more... )

and then Palin Jumps on her magical unicorn and rides off into the sunset to eat lolipops with puppies even though that means they will be covered in fur she really doesnt mind because she gets to go home to hook and make porn films, because above all she looks like a porn star.

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Sometimes I start to miss Berlin so much, there has to be something wrong with me. I am just a really insane person. It's like some crazy love I have for that place. I'm starting to like New York more now that I can go to cool places that play good music for the tazen, but it is so not Berlin and it could never be. Nothing could ever be Berlin ( Read more... )