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Southern Politicians I want to push my conservative views onto the people around me, and being an elected government official is a good way to do that. Sure, I may not be honest exactly, but the means justify the ends. For jesus! I should be assassinated. Failing that proper end, I'll probably just get cancer or something. Even if I am successful, ( Read more... )

Music Snob My music is better than yours, and I can give you a million reasons why. I cannot, however, tell you why I've wasted my life memorizing the words to songs you've never heard of or sitting in my parent's basement for hours on end listening to all my favourite songs in reverse. One day I'll go deaf, and I'll kill myself. The only comfort ( Read more... )

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The Educated I'm smarter than you. Really, I am. Maybe one day when I'm lying on my death bed I'll wish I hadn't spent so much time being a smart worker drone and wonder what better things I could have done with my life...like something that... oh, I don't know, matters even a little bit.
The Uneducated I work in fast food. ( Read more... )