Everyone read my story.

[jonnny_no_good]

Last night while I was working in the middle of a rush this old guy kinda hobbled into the bar and shuffled over to where me and Kelli were standing, you know how old people "shuffle", and he gave Kelli 3 really plain looking walnuts and kinda hobbled off. I didn't hear him say anything, but Kelli gave me 2 of them and said something about magic

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[skyisacanvas]

I'm gonna put this guy in my story, is that okay?

[jonnny_no_good]

yeah go for it! im sure hed love to have a story about him, lol.

[skyisacanvas]

Excellllllent.

[columbus_sucks]

So.. Steph works at Cracker Barrel and this guy gave her a walnut looking thing and just walked away.

She goes in the backroom, steps on it.. and inside was..

A bright green condom!!!!!!!!!!

Not even kidding. How effed up is that?! I bet it is the same guy. haha

[fireintheflames]

thats freaking awesome

[jonnny_no_good]

lol!! omg! what a wonderfully crazy old man! that sounds like the best hobby ever.

[the_mighty_egon]

more like i made your day

[jonnny_no_good]

hell yeah you did : )

But you make my day everyday my love.

[jbapmasc]

OMG that is so cool! LOL What a crazy old man!