Mother fuck.

Wake me up when September ends.

Holy shit, was anyone else aware that school starts Monday? Cuz no one told me ( Read more... )

So, in the past 3 days I have slept a total of 5 hours, which happens to be the 5 hours previous to my writing this before I got a 4 am phone call waking me out of my ever-so-needed slumber, reminding me of the very concern I was trying to sleep away in the first place. I have consumed nothing but alcohol, cheese, and (at the moment) minimal ( Read more... )

Man do I hate pop culture. I mean, it's just so damn flashy, what with all those studs and band shirts and patches and jackets and studded band shirt patch jackets they wear and shit. I mean, who wants everyone to know what you like? For real, it's just so flashy. All those patches and pins all over everything would certainly detract from the sort ( Read more... )

I seriously hate everyone so fucking much it's not even funny.

Last night while I was working in the middle of a rush this old guy kinda hobbled into the bar and shuffled over to where me and Kelli were standing, you know how old people "shuffle", and he gave Kelli 3 really plain looking walnuts and kinda hobbled off. I didn't hear him say anything, but Kelli gave me 2 of them and said something about magic ( Read more... )

I don't feel good at all and I wish someone was here to make me feel better. : (

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em
go, because, man, they're gone.

First, the obligatory rant ( Read more... )