GO ME IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ( Read more... )

gawd why is my ex wife such a biyatch i wish she would stop obsessing over me so i can marry the love of my life oops wait i am already married. hi leigh you complete me *pointz like dr evil ( Read more... )

this is my not gay journal where i'm going to whine about how i hate everybody. i really hate everybody. they make my life hard. especially damon, sometimes he makes me dress up like a woman. i enjoy it. all my ex girlfriends hate me. i can't understand why. i mean i am quite a catch being british and all. whoa that was personal. plz don't stalk me ( Read more... )