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[jonnyleemiller]

Half the time, I feel like I'm justifying everything I do. "Jonny, why did you make Dracula 2000?" "Jonny Lee, why did you divorce Angelina Jolie?" "Jonny Lee honestly, was it worth selling your beautiful new flat-screen television so you could buy Take That reunion tickets

Comments

[mcgregor_ewan]

"Squirt, no!" I got there and started laughing so hard that I might have let go a squirt or two, only if I had I'd never admit it to you so scratch that thought altogether. How dare they take away your dream job, Jonnie. Fight for your right to ruuuuuuun.

[jonnyleemiller]

Yeah, yeah. My supply of Depends is in the guest closet, in case you need them. I am INDIGNANT. I'm like that song from Mannequin. nothing's gonna stop us now. *I run like the wind*

[mcgregor_ewan]

I'm going to take you to the doctor, Millerus. Your orifices leak far too much for comfort.

[jonnyleemiller]

Assuming you have full medical coverage because lord knows the NHS will not cover my issues. I was at the shop earlier and almost bought some frozen Thai but stopped myself. Doctor, my crotch burns :/

[k_richardson]

So if you jog to the liquor store does that mean you give people rides piggyback instead of them jumping in your car?

[jonnyleemiller]

OH KEVIN, YOU CARD. Haha, I can't believe you remembered. And yes, yes I will. If they need to get to the station, and it's on my way, then BY GOD JOG THEM THERE I WILL!

[k_richardson]

Hehehehe. Maybe you can start charging for rides. $10 Jonny Lee piggybacks

[hdancy]

OIASDJFASIODFJASDLKFJADFLKJ OOH BURN

[sanoe_lake]

It was a pleasure to be among the winners of Best Athlete with you :-*

[jonnyleemiller]

Haha, Sanoe let's go surf slash jog our cares away and celebrate properly! I was so proud of us. NOW WE JUST HAVE TO JUSTIFY THE WINS. :-*

[leighwallace]

you know what i almost love best about you, jonny lee? it's the fact that you can post an update such as this and still consider me the weirdest person you know. congrats on the award as if there was any question as to who would become victorious. i'm so happy to be helping you put your new training skillz to good use. and hello, of course i do a spot on impersonation of you i do own the fucking boxset. talk about devotion to the cause. howard does make an excellent you doesn't he? everyone will suddenly start talking about the amazing tan you have and oh it must be from all that out and about in the english sun that's doing it. i hope we get a "he looks SO healthy" or two. oh my whar those photos. nothing i'm thinking is anything coherent so i shall say nothing. why were mumu's and gay clubs part of his rehab?

this is just a reiteration plea: plz don't die in the desert. :'(

[jonnyleemiller]

You are the weirdest person I know! All your magical updates are like woo colours and faeries and listen to this weird techno music woooo. You are the only person in the world who owns that, I swear to jaysus. And yes Howard does a magnificent job. I hope they start accusing me of using steroids and hahaha it's a special rehab, okay? Ask Colies about the jizz on the mumu.

I will try my best to not die. No guarantees though. The desert is hot and I am but a mere mortal.

[jonnyleemiller]

What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger? Thank you, miss and haha, I hope it's a box of Wheetabix. I hope you still plan on showing up in a helicopter with supplies.