George drives Jonny mad during sex

[jonnyleemiller]

Sadly, there's not an ounce of truth to that subject line. Well, he does drive me mad but only because he won't let me put on a policeman's outfit and re-enact the public bathroom handjob proposition scene. It's funny, after years of toiling in the wreckage of my somewhat dismal career, now that I'm working on something that's generating a pretty

Comments

[katehudson]

Haha the ticker on Splash News has been "George Michael sings to a naked Jonny Lee Miller" for the past couple of weeks. So naturally I have to watch so I can figure out why.

[jonnyleemiller]

HAHA sadly you'll have to wait for the dvd release to see the X-rated deleted scenes but trust me, he wasn't lying when he said I will be your preacher teacher.

[kimberlybledel]

If you ask me, "Faith" is far sexier than "Sussudio" at any moment in time. I'll be watching for Mr. Michael.

[jonnyleemiller]

I did a lipsynch routine to Faith in the school talent show and there was nothing sexy about it, however I do agree with you. Sussudio doesn't have the same sex appeal. He's the only real reason anyone should be watching, let's not kid ourselves here Alexis.

[ex_sjohanss]

I can't even tell you how excited I am to see this show. Not only does it have you, but George Michael is constantly on and I'm all about it. It definitely helps that it's on after Lost, I won't have to find my remote.

[jonnyleemiller]

I'm excited that you're excited, lady. I'll cross my fingers you don't pass out after that powerhouse 2 hour Lost because George would be crushed if you did.

[evanrachelwood]

A marathon in the South Pole? Really? I was going to comment and try not to mention George Michael, but I think that's kind of impossible. So. George Michael mention. We all know you weren't kidding about your subject line at all.

[jonnyleemiller]

Really. Complete with dog sleds and fully heated body suits. I don't know either, Evan Rachel. I wish I wasn't joking! He keeps pushing me away and frankly, my libido can't take much more rejection.

[evanrachelwood]

Lions and tigers and dog races, oh my. One of my favorite books when I was like twelve was something or other about a dog race. I really can't remember, or I'd look it up and order it for you to inspire you before your race. Oh Johnny Lee. Just work on your seduction tactics. I'm sure you'll get him yet.

[jonnyleemiller]

I actually know what book you mean and that's disturbing. Some Eskimo girl and the Iditarod, right? I'll go track it down and read it for "inspiration" asap. I hope you watched, Evhan. I'm not giving up on the seduction yet, not just for me but for the entire human race.

[jude__law]

I expect you will be biking over soon, then.

[jonnyleemiller]

I absolutely will because lucky for you, I invested my paycheque in the creation of the world's first fully amphibious bicycle. Plus, I'll need your honest critique in these strange times.