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[jonpants]

If your shit floats, there's too much fat in your diet

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[kennfusion]

Warrior is about to die!

[jonpants]

Dwarf is seriously injured.

[sleepypixy]

so what if it sinks? lol.. no really don't tell me... anyways yeah I totally remember the toys r us in Saginaw when I was little.. my mom wouldn't let me go in with her very often because once I decided to ride one of the bikes and I hit one of those big racks of balls and made the whole one wall of the cage the balls are in fall down and all of a sudden the isle was filled... I got in big trouble and I cried all the way home.

[jonpants]

I still do stuff like that and I never get in trouble. Balls weren't meant to be caged up like that.

[malversation]

Not to mention that they always had the giant balls with the handle in the bike area, and you could hop around on the giant handle-ball thing until someone told you to go away.

I remember doing this no less than 3 years ago. Fucking Toys R Us, ruining everything.

[jonpants]

It was about three years ago that they went ahead with the remodeling plans, so it makes sense. Fucking gaysauce.

[xxpixiemeatxx]

speaking of toys r us I just drank half a giraffe of wine

[jonpants]

HEY! TAHT WAZ PUNNY!

ROFL!!L1!L111

[xxpixiemeatxx]

How many times must I tell you

I do not speak Teenbonics.

Slowly starting to sober

[jonpants]

So soon you are going to see me without the drunk haze and then the vomiting will begin!

[jonpants]

Tiger handhelds DO NOT COUNT.