So Hamas won the election, meaning a group that gives money to the families of suicide bombers and often proclaims its intent to "wipe Israel off the map" is now in control of Palestine. But be grateful, folks. This would be a lot worse if we had broken our military piggy bank on a war whose intentions we weren't never sure of that has no apparent ( Read more... )

It's been a tough few days. A lot of people don't like me right now, myself included. My leg is all fucked up cause a friend tackled me last night while I was drinking. For the first time in my life I was genuinely insulted by a person whose opinion I respect, and we lost to UT because of bad referees. Oh well. No more sippin' hatorade. Good for UT ( Read more... )

You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.


Cultural ( Read more... )

I got this from the associated press. I just think it's so funny ( Read more... )

My throat hurts so fucking bad! Shit! It's like, when you swallow and your whole body winces 'cept with me it's probably more like a dance 'cause I always dance when my reflexes kick in OWW FUCK! I just had to swallow again! Son of a bitch. Wait. I'm gonna try an experiment. I wanna try thinking about the nerves, that they're sending signals to my ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving was a rush. Saw my parents, my sister and my Austin which is often so wonderful just to look at alone that I feel like I'm trapped in a mythic cliché, a place that's too wonderful to stay in for fear it will be ruined by my presence alone. Nevertheless, home is paradise in spurts. Mom is doing a lot better; apparently my dad has really ( Read more... )

My droogies and I threw a bolshy party nochy last. Jonny shelled out a pretty polly, kuppetting seven handles of liquor and a keg that all the cheenas peeted away going "cheep cheep cheep" at a mere crack of the nochy. But it was choodessny, my brothers. At 3 am the domy of your humble narrator was still full of malenky devotchkas and malchecks. ( Read more... )

eeghhhhhhot girls at ucla i'm not interested in.taken trojan girls that I am.two (presumed) dead cats at home resulting in an intense desire to adopt from the local animal shelter but landlords do not approve.wondering if the word "cathartic" isn't one of the moods on livejournal because everyone would use it or because its not a mood.wanting to ( Read more... )

I wonder if some people just chilll in purgatory ( Read more... )

I really wish I was in Austin right now. If you are, please tell me you're helping out.