Clearly this test is flawed.

Take the quiz: "Should You be Allowed to Breed?"

Congratulations! It's a boy!
You'd make such a good parent I've taken the liberty of impregnating you myself. Just send your medical bills to me. If i's a boy, we'll name him Phoenix. If it's a girl, we'll name her Sophia. See you in nine months!

I think the effects of my trials and tribulations at home have started to take a toll on me. While my mother's empty nest syndrome is at an all time low, my "get me the fuck off to college" syndrome is starting to approach dangerous levels. Ok, so I might be exaggerating, and maybe it's because I sit alone on a Saturday night, quietly stalking ( Read more... )

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGSD&g=1&o=1&h=185, its so accurate it's creepy.  Go, take this quiz and be amazed.

First let me say that, although it's been like a month since I left, DC was amazing. Since I don't attend a school of higher learning it was really nice to see people my own age frolicking in a quad. There are so many stories, the duck, the lack of a shuttle, the uh... well I forgot some of them, but rest assure I shall write them all down for ( Read more... )

So today I was in a car crash. Nothing major, but it freaked me out. My back and Volvo have seen better days. Instead of telling you about it I made a little ms-paint picture. I know I probably spelled things wrong and what not, but it's MS Paint and I could care less. Clicky.

When you think of teenagers what do you think of? I for one think of prenancys, mostly the teen kind. This problem of babies having babies must stop. So I have developed a plan that uses already existing technology. I call it "Babies or Bucked Teeth". The plan is simple ( Read more... )

Kristen reminded me that no one has the pictures from my house. So here they are, it's a zipped folder. I think it will just open under windows XP if not go to www.winzip.com and grab the free software. Oh and its not my server so please mind the bandwidth.

After viewing Sexual Magic(it got a 7 out of 10 by the way) it has dawned upon me that this movie needs to become part of our every day life. To make this dream possible I will now give some examples so that you too may incorporate it into your boring life ( Read more... )

To anyone who wants a copy of "Celtic Celebrations", the Christmas CD we heard last night, just leave a reply and I'll make you one for New Years.

P. S. Kim Chi here we come!

The secret Santa festivities are now changed to my house at 8:00 December 29th. Here are some basic directions ( Read more... )