"I thought that my home was a castle...No one scrutinizing me... No pigs, no lying bitch, no hassle... Y'all are brutalisin me...
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can't a man not control his bitch with violence?
Y'all are brutalisin' me.. y'all are brutalisin.... Meee.."

-Ronnie Dobbs

I regret a lot of things in my life. Probably more than I should at such a young age. Most of my regrets have names. Some of them are robots. I really think that that animated Robots movie really missed the point. I feel badly for Mel Brookes though.

This is the truth and you can take it to the bank. Some of you may know Ben Rumer. IF you do you might know him as a tall, nice, talented pianist but Ben has fooled us all. I have from reputable sources that Ben is not any of these things, in fact he is not even human. Ben is a ocelot who made a deal with the devil to become a human. That's ( Read more... )

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