This just in: Hillary to be our new Secretary of State ( Read more... )

Some people in Austin recently set a Guinness record for the most people doing the Thriller dance at once. Oh, and they were dressed like zombies.

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I haven't had a cigarette all day. Normally, I would have had 4-5 by now. I don't even want one!

Yay!

So I've started answering Craig's List personal ads when I get bored at work. Which is often ( Read more... )

Texans are finally realizing that trial lawyers are NOT the culprits behind rising health care costs. When surveyed about why health care costs are so high, more Texans believed the reasons had more to do with drug companies and insurance companies than with trial lawyers ( Read more... )

I'm so HAPPY!!!!!

Your cataylitic converters will go out! Those sons-of-bitches are $550 apiece!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

That is all.

I've been sober now for over a week
That's one accomplishment that you helped me with.
And the one thing that always tore us apart
Is the one thing I won't touch again.

I'll drive so fucking far away
That I'll never cross your mind.
So do whatever it takes in your heart
To leave me behind.

I don't know why people are surprised that Hillary won Texas. A lot of Republicans, such as my father, voted for Hillary for two reasons: 1) There's no point in voting for McCain when he's got the nomination already; and, 2) Hillary has no chance of beating McCain. Of course you want the weaker candidate to go up against yours ( Read more... )