He wasn't an astronaut, he just used space travel as a loose metaphor for beating his wife.

Tomorrow I'm going to wake up and face my fears.

I don't know if the diazepam will be enough.

I always worry about my hands. I worry about my fingers. I wear gloves when I ride, but I don't wear a helmet. In my accident the first thing I thought was "are my hands torn up", despite the tuning fork ring of a concussion setting in ( Read more... )

It's been a whole year. Scary.

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My bags are back, and now I can post pictures of statue bears urinating paint into other bears mouths. Yes, some of them have urinals for faces, and some of them have faces for urinals.


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Delta lost my luggage today. Goodbye Chrome Kremlin. :(

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It's my 21st birthday and I'm not fall down drunk. If you know me, you should be ashamed of yourself.

It's the best gift I've ever received.