Ok, greasy fingers up bums and floral arrangements

[jordan_glamour]

I have Pussycat Dolls' "Don't cha" stuck in my head now. Earlier on it was something else. It was annoying because it was in my head all through my exam. What's that? Do I still go to school? Hell no - it was my prostate gland examination. Finger up the bum and everything. At least, the doctor said it was the prostate gland. Hmm - do women even

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[duncan_james]

Oh Katie, your entries do amuse me so. I read something rather disturbing about Paris this week, which leads me to back up what you say about her. As for Elton, that money should go to charity.

[slashhudson]

You ask me to add you, and you don't even bother to return the favor? Quid pro quo, sweetheart.

[joemtrohman]

once i read that first line, i immediately ot that song stuck in my head

[jordan_glamour]

Haha wow. At least it wasn't something like 'Ten Green Bottles'.