The Academy should be blown up...

[jordofml]

There are 11 things wrong with this...I will give you three. If you can name the rest, I'll give you a prize

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[anonymous]

I can sooooooooooooo name them. let's take it from the top, shall we?

1)Best Director
Ang Lee - 'Brokeback Mountain'
2)Best Actor
Heath Ledger - 'Brokeback Mountain'
3)Best Supporting Actor
Jake Gyllenhaal - 'Brokeback Mountain'
4)Best Adapted Screenplay
'Brokeback Mountain'
5)Achievement In Cinematography
'Brokeback Mountain'
6)Achievement In Music Written For Motion Pictures (Score)
'Brokeback Mountain'
7)Achievement In Sound Editing
'War of the Worlds'
8)Achievement In Sound Mixing
'War of the Worlds'
and finally last... and nearly the WORST...

9)Achievement In Visual Effects
'War of the Worlds'

now i desirith my spanking.

pronto.

i mean, that's the prize, right...?

-Alicia

[jordofml]

Sorry...nope...I could care less about War of the Worlds...over it.

And you only needed 8...11-3=8...lose.

Try again.

[anonymous]

boo...you whore.

i swear i read nine. i'm gay.

--Alicia

[pensiveandspent]

Obviously.

A New World.

Best Picture.

Best Actress for that Native American grass lover.

Best Actor for Colin Farrell.

Best Supporting Actor for that fucking Tree.

Aside from that... Joaquin Phoenix. He's not Johnny Cash. He's a fucking mythical bird. Worst. Ever. He will burn in a ring of fire and then rise from the ashes. His reign of terror will never end.

Darn right.

That's all; I'm late for stats.