All right: The following takes place in my subconscious from 4.45-6.30 pm ( Read more... )

I am completely enamoured with a 55 year old man.

Musings ( Read more... )

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Karma wheel? That's such a Mr. Barkey circa sophomore year and I love it ( Read more... )

Guess who just scored four tickets to the November 28th taping of The Colbert Report?

That's right.

So, who wants to go?

Happy birthday to me... :)

It's been awhile, hasn't it?

Summer was perfect. The school year should have been just as perfect.

She just needs a fucking cosigner.

I can't help her. She's going to be homeless in four days and there's nothing I can do.

Except cry. I'm pretty good at that.

I love being home. I miss having my own place, of course, and sharing a bathroom with Rachel is actually scarier than an entire floor of girls. But maybe that's just because we don't have a crew of Mexicans here to clean it daily ( Read more... )

..if An Inconvenient Truth playing anywhere within driving distance?

And, if it is, does anyone want to join me? Even my own wife doesn't love me enough to go.

I think everyone should see it. But that's just me.

BARTLET
Shaken not stirred will get you cold water with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.

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On Sunday there will be tears.

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Government exam went well, I think. But it's still too early to tell.

Ta,
Jessica