While all of you are taking this Ball prank very hard, I must remind you that no one had a word on them that was at all surprising.

Oh, yes, and I am leaving. Glorious, isn't it?

I was offered a post at Durmstrang and I have decided to take it rather than waste my talents on ingrates such as the students at Hogwarts.  There is no cause or excuse for ( Read more... )

I've been informed that a good deal of you did unexpectedly poorly. E! I taught you better than that.

Maybe some of you don't understand that your performance is a relfection of my teaching ability. Try and keep that in mind next time you slack off during exams.

Bloody ingrates.

Fifth years, your papers on magical theory were sub par, at best. Both Kakaroff's and Chamberlain's work are easy to understand. So why is it that you are having so much difficulty? Are you too busy discussing Muggles? Focus.

And if any of you have any more questions about careers. . . Well, Slughorn probably wouldn't mind visits.

The mere stupidity and uselessness of Muggle Studies Club speaks volumes all by it's self, but perhaps it needs a voice. I object. This is a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and this happens to be the worst distraction since the Muggle Studies class was introduced to to our esteemed school.

However... It doesn't matter what I think of it. Those ( Read more... )

Sabina is healthy and well, so I will be returning tomorrow for my regualr classes. Nicholas has been excused from tomorrows classes to see his mum, but that should suffice. Concerning the disappearence of the children I ask that you all keep a clear head. Some of you are prone to think the most absurd things. Be it true or not, I have been ( Read more... )

Don't celebrate just yet, I'll be returning in exactly four days. My daughter was born yesterday night. Write me only if it is of dire importance.

Unfortunately Breenan and Hooper are, quite apparently, not the only people breaking, or trying to break into, my office. Let me deter you from attempting this. Even when I am not in my office, you might be met with... unfortunate accidents. That said, if you need to see me, for any reason, knock, and if I am in, I will answer. Otherwise, you may ( Read more... )

If Nicolas fails Defense Against the Dark Arts, I will blame you.

Because it would be too easy to blame myself.

And would you please... Shut up!

I think a lot of you have been getting away with a lot lately. Maybe I have been too easy on you... Not stifling the unruly behavior. You really have been quite loud and are already beginning to steal my ( Read more... )

It's been quiet lately...

I am bracing myself for the inevitable.

From the moping going on, it sounds like you both lost.

How dissapointing.

Let's try not to kill eachother this year, alright? I don't want to have to clean up your messes and seperate you and all that. So if you do plan to fight, at least be discrete about it.