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k....well it's been too long so I guess it's time for another Live Journal update since I know everyone is concerned about my life. I am doing good in my house I bought. Its coming together quite well actually... but I am learning the ol' homeowner's paradox of the never ending project. Too much to do that will never get it done.... Its a perpetual ( Read more... )

1. Wait until it's 2am on a Friday
2. Stop car & put it in reverse(warning: do not be anywhere near the shoulder)
3. While backing up, be sure not to stay in a lane
4. DIE

This is the only fathomable explanation I can come up with after almost smashing into this dude on the way home last night

It's my b-day today and I can do whatever I want! WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does anyone have a dolly can I use on Saturday??? I AM BUYING AN ARCADE CABINET

Dance Dance Revolution is my new favorite arcade game. I will fuck everyone up at it. I want to get one to have at my home so I can practice on it and then show off my stuff in public. DONT CALL ME GAY, OPEN YOUR MIND TO NEW IDEAS AND VIDEO GAMES THAT REQUIRE COORDINATION OF YOUR LEGS

I just got stuck in the elevator at my work. The 1st said of doors would open but they weren't catching onto the 2nd set correctly. It kinda freaked me out, I could feel clostraphobia setting in and the elevators here are so frickin' hot it would not be cool. It took me a few minutes but I started going to diffrent floors and they finally they ( Read more... )