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The reason I decided to put up a new blog is twofold. First, Lona, my hardcore homey froim B-Town High School, said she missed my blogs. I always thought I was the only one reading them. If u read them and they’re funny, u should tell me, I like that. Second, a miracle happened today and I felt compelled to share it with the world ( Read more... )

On Saturday, August 5th, Josh Olmstead's home will become the location for the first ever (at least in my home) Jenn-ay Esken Birthday Bash!!! Bring your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your dog, your pet rock, hell, steal somebody else's pet rock, but for the love of God, BRING BEER ( Read more... )

Okay, here is the much-anticipated blog about the RZ concert Jen S. and I attended over the weekend of the 15th. I haven't had time to breathe, let alone time to post, since we got back. It might've been better that I took a few days to take the whole thing in, although I don't want to leave out any of the details. (No Jen, I have't forgotten about ( Read more... )

27 hours is my best guess. Give Anthrax two hours to do their thing and then its me and Rob, bitches ( Read more... )

In just three days, Rob Zombie and Josh Olmstead will join forces in the "American Witch Rockin' Across Yer Mama" tour!!!! Rockin' such great tunes like "American Witch", "Hitler was a Pansy", "Does this taste Infected to You?", "Nursery School Devil Worship", "Elmo's Song", and many more! Do Not Miss IT ( Read more... )

In just five days, Rob Zombie will rock the sucky state of Ohio to its foundations!!! At the halftime show, Joshua Olmstead will face off with your mother in a Hardcore Hogtie Steel Cage Casket Match!! Don't u miss it ( Read more... )

6 Days from now, Geffen Records and Jen Stein Productions bring you the most anticipated death metal/hardcore reuniuon in over a decade. In one place, Rob Zombie will rock out with none other than JOSH MUTHERFUCKING OLMSTEAD!!!! Josholmstead will dedicate a certain cover of a Killswitch Engage tune to his psychotic, erotic, sarcostic girlfriend, ' ( Read more... )

In 7 days, death metal/hardcore legend Rob Fucking Zombie and his greatest fan/disciple Josh Olmstead will be reunited in the state of Ohio!!!!!!!!!!! The destruction will be widespread and brutal, they may evacuate the entire state to accomodate. Avoid Ohio if u want to live.

Jen Stein RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry ya'll, it took me five days to post this update; it took me that long to calm down. Paul Heyman...(makes choking motion)...anyway...here's what I gots to say about the ECW show on 7/4/06 ( Read more... )