Thank Nat!

[joshacid]

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Maybe interview me."
2. I might respond by asking you 5 questions of a personal nature.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions, if you're up for it.
4. You shouldn't include this and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you needn't ask them

Comments

[angelalala]

Is that why your high school nickname was always "Bruce Vilanch Hair?" This is so neat.

Also, I would like you to interview me and go fuck yourself.

[joshacid]

I'd like to do the second part first...

There! Good thing I'm not Mormon...I came in my brain.

Now:

1. What is the girliest thing you've ever done?
2. In a world without laws, can one man truly make a difference? Who?
3. You're on the space shuttle. Feel me? Okay, what music do you want blasting from loudspeakers as you re-enter Earth's atmosphere? Be honest.
4. Answer this one as though I hadn't asked you the other questions yet. What music do you want to play when your space shuttle re-enters Earth's atmosphere?
5. Wouldn't you go for Bruce Vilanch too? I mean, for all the money, if nothing else.

[angelalala]

T/F: You are the funniest motherfucker on Planet Earth.

1. Tough call. Either the time I menstruated, or the time I had boobs. Oh but in for real land, I think probably my beauty pageant-y past probably qualifies as the girliest, in that aside from just the mere fact of competing in a beauty pageant, there were many attendant girly activities: getting my nails did, buying 40 pairs of shoes to wear during a 7 day period, trying on evening gowns, having people do my make up for me, sleeping with the judges, and crying. Come to think of it, I was menstruating during Miss Virginia too. AND I wore fake boobs. I bet you didn't expect to get hit with a TRUTH STICK.

2. It's interesting that this question should come up while I am reading the seminal Stephen King book, The Stand. I truly think the answer is, "Nah," but I'll keep reading. Could be Bruce Vilanch.

3. You do feel like a tangelo. I didn't even know what you meant by that, but I have to admit it's completely true. Man, that's weird. Do you think you could go on Letterman? I bet

[fishmonger19]

Vurp.

[angelalala]

where are the mong's questions,shaac?? WHERE!!!!

[fishmonger19]

This I know, correct?!

[joshacid]

Is "vurp" a request for an interview? Klaatu barata nikto?

[nicoleamelia]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[joshacid]

1. What was it like growing up on Three Mile Island and having your face and hands turn out all distorted and stretched like something you could do to a picture on Photoshop?
2. What do you miss the most about Philadelphia?
3. What was the final straw that made us have to friend each other all over the social-networkin' internets? I don't remember, but surely it can be pinpointed...
4. Who do you prefer and why: Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, or Richie Valens? Disregarding their music.
5. If you were famous, what would it be for?

[nicoleamelia]

ok I quit. I'm not creative and funny today. Cramps.

[joshacid]

DING DING DING DING DING! That is correct!

[bassmike]

This post is proof that Shacid must get back to writing and directing movies.

[jpbass2000]

"Maybe interview me?"