A few monthes ago Mike gave me some advice. He told me, in a less general way than I will type here, that people will feel you are much smarter and will respect you more if you avoid saying "uh" or "um" in the place where a silence should be when you are trying to think of a word. This has stuck with me, and I have tried to use this tactic in day- ( Read more... )

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What a great day! I spent it swimming in my pool and siting in my bedroom watching movies with MY OWN PERSONAL AIR CONDITIONER blasting onto me. I actually had to cover myself in blankets, it was that cold. What a wonderful feeling! Then, as I was swimming again (roughly 6:00 pm) some old friends came by! Two of my BEST friends from Norwood that I ( Read more... )

I have four days left of school. Im terrified.

Ok, I'm depressed (cleary! I'm writing in my LJ at 2:43 in the morning!). I didn't get a yearbook as I am broke. Could everyone just post a yearbook type comment in my Live Journal? That would make me ery happy! Thanks to all those who do!

So who all is reading this right now/how often do you all refresh your LiveJournals to see who has posted recently? I'd say I do it a good 5 or 6 times a night to be honest. I like to know what's goin on with my friends.

Does ANYONE have the ENTIRELY ENGLISH version of "America" by Ramstein? The chorus and everything should be all English, not just certain parts. I have been trying to fine it for weeks now, and I can't. Has anyone even HEARD of Ramstein?

I ate alot of shit at Wonderland in the course of 30 minutes. I had a roast beef sandwich (which was made by Tom and was actually very good), then I ate nearly a whole funnel cake complete with strawberries and ice cream. To top it off I had a slice of the greasiest pizza ever, and chased it all down with a large Coke. I had NO water all day. Now I ( Read more... )

I'm having oatmeal right now, a dish which I haven't had in literally years. It's too bad I'm too fucking exhausted to enjoy it.

PS

Last night's party was a blast!