Tom Ridge has once announced that Americans should be scared shitless vigilant in the time period directly before the November elections. He reminded us that the Madrid train bombing (claimed by Al-Qaeda) successfully swayed the election so that the anti-war Socialist government won power and that they may try the same tricks in the United States ( Read more... )

Apparently I have made it to the master fundraising list for the RNC. I don't know why. But I may as well have fun with it. So here's the letter. I like that it comes as an invitation to have dinner with George. Desptite being a doofus, he seems like a nice guy. I'd LOVE to have dinner with him. Unfortunately, seats are $2,500 per plate ( ( Read more... )

I'm back from California. There were no earthquakes. There were no celebrity sightings. But there was plenty of liquor and whores! A fun time was had by all. So sit back, relax, and check for updates soon!

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As I was walking to the subway last week. I noticed somthing sitting on top of a garbage bag (it was garbage night). It was a book. Now, I was hoping it would have some mystical powers that would bring me on an epic adventure to save Fantasia and to save the Childlike Empress. But it was even better than that. It was a wedding album from 1976 ( Read more... )

I got a fundraising letter from the Republican National Committee on Tuesday. I don't know why I got this letter. I am not a Republican. I don't make enough money for them to court me. But somehow, I got on their mailing list. This is possibly the most paranoid political letter I've ever read. Here it is:


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I don't know what's wrong with me. I get really good about posting, and then BOOM I stop. Well, I guess the sound of stopping would be more of a screeching halt. I'm not going to be political today. Although I am depressed that my home state has just been declared a "swing state" for the November election. I'll bitch about that for another day ( Read more... )

Once again I have been blessed by finding some quasi-interesting garbage on the Streets of New York City. Here is today's find. It is a printed email found on Lexington between 76th and 77th streets.

From: Abby Gellert ( Read more... )

Friday night, I was supposed to see Ratatat in New York, but things got screwed up at the door, so The Lucky Lady and myself walked over to the West Village and had dinner at the Blue Ribbon Bakery. The food was very good French/American. I highly recommend it. I spent Saturday installing my new CD-R/RW drive in my computer. I got a great deal ( Read more... )