ok...a real post is coming soon, but in the mean time, why not educate yourself a little bit. This was totally stolen from mediamatters.org ( Read more... )

Well, I did some research on the other Pope Benedicts, to try to figure out why Ratzinger chose that name, and it's pretty safe to say he named himself after Pope Benedict XV (pope from 1914-1922). This is a not do XV's views of humanitarinism, diplomacy (XV tried to broker a peace to end WWI), and his stance against modernism combined with ( Read more... )

I never got a response from my letters to my letters to the President. I guess he has other things to worry about. Speaking of worrying about things, how about that oil crisis, huh? Let's do a tally, to see how well our country is doing.

• The Dow Jones closed at it's lowest level since November. Luckily, I don't have any stocks, so I won't be ( Read more... )

Thanks to msvader, my first post in months is this waste of time. I'm such a sucker!

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% Yankee
40% General American English
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Where the hell do they come up 15% Dixie? This is clearly a bullshit test.


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This is stolen directly from Salon.com. Do yourself a favor and just read this. Please ( Read more... )

Jesus loves America. Or maybe he doesn't. He's dead, so who the fuck knows or cares. And does it really matter? Was America founded as a Christian nation? Should it be a Christian Nation? The answer is pretty clearly, no. It may not be so clear if you're fucking retarded enough to also think the 2nd Amendment ("A well regulated Militia, ( Read more... )

This past Saturday was Jesus Elvis's birthday. No, not this Elvis, not even this Elvis. Nope, Saturday, January 8, 2005 was Elvis Presley's 70th birthday. What better way than to go to a rockabilly/tiki bar in the East Village??? To of my amigos, and the Lucky Lady, went to Otto's Shrunken Head, and dammit, a good time was had by all. The DJ ( Read more... )

That's how long it has been since I last updated my journal. During that time, I moved out of my parent's basement, learned to embrace poverty, we seamlessly flowed into 2005, and we re-elected a psychotic monkey as president. Sweet lord baby jesus WHY ( Read more... )

I saw Some Kind of Monster last night. This movie documents the making of their horrible last album, St. Anger. It takes them about 2 years to record this piece of crap. They hire a group therapist at $40,000 per month to help them sort out the fact that 2 of the band members, simply put, hate each other. The third member (Kirk) just tries to ( Read more... )

I promised to write a post about my trip to California almost a month ago. Sorry about the delay. I now how upset you guys must have been. Well, here it goes.

Day 1I didn't take the day off of work, because I'm a dedicated worker. Instead, I lugged my suitcase into work via the New York Subway. It was a lot less of a pain in the ass than I ( Read more... )