I wish my 2 months of silence could be excused for some reason. You know, some "I was fighting the Sandinista's in Nicaragua," or "I was helping find a cure for Polio". Unfortunately, I have simply been lazy. Damn that never diagnosed ADD (luckily, I don't have it's hyperactive cousin ADHD). Such is life. So I'm going to give you a brief ( Read more... )

This letter was sent to my job today. It was addressed to my company, but not to any specific person. The return address is A.K. Rosemond, at the Lieber Correctional Institute in Ridgeville, South Carolina. It stamped by the prison stating that it was not censored.

Lenore, you asked what secret, the President Keeping? None! Taking Advantage ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm not exactly back from the dead...but it's been 3 damn weeks since my last update. And that can be like an eternity to my waiting public. First, let me get a few things out of the way. As we all know, a new year is upon us. That means Top 10 lists. Well, without further ado:

JOSH'S TOP 10 ALBUMS OF 2003!!!

1. The Mars Volta "De-Loused ( Read more... )

There I was, minding my own business, wondering how much money street vendors can be making selling $5 watches, when a flyer was thrust in my hand. I've come to learn to take a lot of flyers...those things are chock filled of comic genius. Here is today's flyer. My favorite part is when they give out Barron Hilton's phone number.

Carbon ( Read more... )

Is Red Dawn:
a: a bad movie starring Patrick Swayze as a teenager fighting off an attack from the Soviets?
b: the name of the operation to capture Saddam Hussein?

The correct answer is BOTH! This really means nothing, but I found it amusing.

Yep, we caught the bastard. And from what the picture tells me, he was disguised as a homeless guy I saw ( Read more... )

1. I agree that drinking alone in your basement on a Friday night is pathetic ( Read more... )

Ok, this could be a long one kiddies ( Read more... )

I was walking to my train yesterday, and saw a quote on a church that caught my eye. I rembered enough of it to be able to track it down on the internet.

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This ( Read more... )

Well, I survived my 24 hours of vomiting, crapping, vomiting, and more crapping. It was not fun. But I feel better now and may treat my ever-strengthening stomach to some NYC hotdogs (preferably Gray's Papaya), or some White Castles. My tastebuds have not decided which I will eat yet ( Read more... )

I'm sick. I don't know why. Please note that it is almost 4am on Saturday/Sunday. If I am going to be up this late, I request....correction....DEMAND that I am up for a good reason. Possible good reasons include ( Read more... )