Christianity: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force that is present in your humanity because a woman was convinced to eat from a magical tree by a snake... yeah, makes perfect sense ( Read more... )

Well it's only been two months since my last post, considering all that has happened in my life I'd say that's pretty damn good.

I am home, downtown Toronto, Queens Quay, just south of the Skydome (it's still the skydome and always will be).

Everything is moved, all the unpacking is finally done and I can relax.

My good little puppy dog and I finally ( Read more... )

I can't stop singing and dancing around my house for some reason, I'm glad no one is here to see this.

I've been sitting on this one for a little while, but now everything is solid, confirmed and double confirmed, we got it ( Read more... )

Will I ever write anything meaningful again?

I'd like to think so, one day

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A little riddle for all the football fans out there.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and the Philadelphia Eagles?

A. Phili doesn't blow a simple game winning field goal by dropping the ball like a tool.

To those who may have believed I had fallen off the face of the Earth I assure you that rumour is mostly untrue. I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday and that everyone is well rested for tomorrow night ( Read more... )

I recently came across this picture, and I've honestly tried to look at it and not smile. I failed every time


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