thetao_ofmike has been letting his ass show again. He PM'd me to join sf_drama to defend him, defend him. I'm sorry, I just, no. No ( Read more... )

Just fyi, totally *not* a virgin anymore
Haven't been for 3 years
Had three consecutive girlfriends...
Really need to learn to wait a bit between relationships

Gonna keep the Sub-title though.

Just for lulz

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

I have a sponsored account now.

Don't act so surprised.

My family is so awesome! so huge! so many idiosyncrocies (sp ( Read more... )

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If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, smother them with honey and sprinkle a box of Rice Crispies on them, lick them until they scream, then fuck them while singing the Hungarian national anthem in a falsetto until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about ( Read more... )

Found on the road was a lizard
Who hadn't prepared for the winter;
He was frozen and flat,
And I be poor and fat;
So I took him home for dinner.

I've deep-throated one banana, thank you very much.

It was for a friend.

For a Fruit of the Loom TV commercial.

It never appeared on television.

And my scene was cut.

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